Official Angry Wife Unisex Survival Hoodie

Stay warm while surviving the storm.
The Angry Wife Hoodie is your official armor against side-eyes, silent treatments, and “We need to talk.” moments.
Made from a premium cotton-poly blend, this hoodie feels soft, cozy, and durable — perfect for those who need comfort after saying the wrong thing.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood

A Little Note from Team Angry Wife

Every Angry Wife item is made just for you, printed fresh, stitched with care, and crafted after you hit that “Buy Now” button.

That means it’s uniquely yours & not sitting on a shelf somewhere. Because of this, we can’t accept returns or exchanges just because someone changed their mind (we totally get it, it happens, But hey, we’re making these one-by-one with love).

Of course, if your order arrives damaged or with a printing issue, we’ll make it right, No questions asked. Just reach out to us and we’ll fix it faster than you can say “I’m sorry, honey.”

Thanks for supporting small creators and for wearing your sense of humor proudly.

With love (and a bit of sarcasm),
Team Angry Wife


Whether you wear it to make her laugh or to remind yourself who’s boss — this hoodie always delivers comfort and conversation.

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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